Not Funny

This story begins with a boy who has just broke up with her girlfriend..
They've been together for around 4 years....
and they broke up just because this little boy did something really really stupid.
One day, he watched an "nice" episode of South Park and learned something new.
He start to ask himself "What the hell is Agnostic?", then he went to searched on Google and found its meaning.
He felt so excited and wanted to make a fun out of his girlfriend by dating her out.
Before he went out, he was standing in front of the mirror.
Apparently, I was standing there too. Then i asked him, "You sure you wana do this?"
"Aiya, is just a joke ma, she won't get angry geh." He replied.
Then he went out with her and told her "Ei, I'm agnostic now." with his serious look.
Well, maybe he has forgotten that his girlfriend was from a Strong-Religion-Based family and once she heard about it, she kept asking questions.
Then nothing happen for the next few months until one day...
She proposed a break!! and that fella scared the crap out of himself.
Then he asked, "Why?"
she said, "Because we are different. You are childish and playful and not a believer."
He went back home and stand in front of the mirror again and asked me "Why?? Why would she leave me after we've been together for so long??"
I said "because of the joke u made, being Agnostic is not funny at all for them"
"Besides that, you've been a really really bad boy, flirting around, playing around, not mature and insulted God." I added.
Then he started to broke down in tears and said "i shouldn't have done this, I'm a butt-hole, stupid, I'VE LOST MY MOST BELOVED GIRLFRIEND THAT I'VE EVER HAD, I'VE EVEN PREPARE A DIAMOND RING TO PROPOSE....but....everything has gone...."
He kept on crying.......but why? WHY AM I CRYING TOO? WHY TEARS KEPT DROPPING OUT FROM MY EYES?? WHY..........