South Park Rules!!

"Retard fish goes on to make more retard babies. And then one day a retard baby fish crawls out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this retard-frog-squirrel. And then that had a retard baby which was a monkey-fish-frog. And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey. And that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey, and that made you. So there you go. You're the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel. Congratulations" South Park~~~